January 09, 2010
September 12, 2009
What Beatles Song Are You?
| You Are "Across the Universe" |
 You can't help but realize how small you are in the universe. You're just thankful you exist. You tend to be a stream of consciousness thinker. You just let your thoughts flow, even when they don't make sense initially. You trust your intuition to guide you. You know that whatever is in your heart is right and true. |
June 29, 2008
What's Your Smart Marketing IQ?
I scored a 20 out of 20 on the CramerSweeney Smart Marketing IQ Test!
There's also a test on car brands and advertising. I didn't do as well on that one. I spend more time listening to TV than I do watching it so I think I did better on general brands because there were some audio clues and "whose slogan is this" type questions where most of the auto ones were being able to identify who makes a certain model or recognize their logo.
Either way, the marketing companies have targeted me well.
April 13, 2008
Number of Five-Year-Olds I Could Take In a Fight
I doubt I would even need to fight them all. That many kids in a room together would begin picking at each other very quickly. I figure I might only need to do a little clean up.
July 18, 2007
It's That 10%...
| Your Political Profile: |
 Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal Ethics: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal |
January 10, 2007
Cyborg Name
In the mood I am today, I can't deny there's some truth in it.
Link via vw bug.
December 17, 2006
What a Long, Strange Trip It's Been
| Your Personality Is Like Acid |
 One moment you're in your own little happy universe... And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! |
November 16, 2006
I Was Edjamacated
85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!
Do you deserve your high school diploma?
Create a Quiz
(Found via VW who probably paid more attention in school than I did. I spent my time cutting classes learning how to be a really good guesser...so I guess, the quiz is right. I am mostly self-taught.)
November 10, 2006
I Don't Have an Accent (Some of Y'all Just Talk Funny)
| What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio. | |
| The West | |
| Boston | |
| North Central | |
| The Inland North | |
| The South | |
| Philadelphia | |
| The Northeast | |
| What American accent do you have? Take More Quizzes | |
(Link via Beth whose answer was the same except for the parts that were different.)
July 23, 2006
I Would Have Said "Sardonic"
| You're Totally Sarcastic |
 Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitude, then too bad. So sad. |
July 10, 2006
What Number Are You?
| You Are 5: The Investigator |
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You're independent - and a logical analytical thinker. You love learning and ideas... and know things no one else does. Bored by small talk, you refuse to participate in boring conversations. You are open minded. A visionary. You understand the world and may change it. |
April 28, 2006
Famous Last Words
| Your Famous Last Words Will Be: |
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(Link via VW)
March 31, 2006
But, I AM Normal
| Your Quirk Factor: 46% |
 Congratulations - you've fooled other people into thinking you're just like them! |
My response to statements such as - You openly express opinions that are unusual, controversial, or just plain old strange and You have many unique hobbies and obscure interests - my have been a bit subjective and thus skewed my result. I certainly don't think my opinions are strange, it's the rest of you all that have weird ideas.
March 12, 2006
It's Not Easy Being Green
| You Are Olive Green |
 For you, authenticity and honesty are very important... both in others and yourself. You are grounded and secure. It takes a lot to shake you. People see you as dependable, probably the most dependable person they know. |
I like wearing olive but with this color and description, I can't help thinking "drab".
March 02, 2006
How Much Do You Weigh?
| You Should Weigh 205 |
 If you weigh more than this, you may be losing a few pounds soon! |
As accurate as a Zogby poll! It's only off by about 90 pounds (no, I don't weigh close to 300 pounds). I don't think it's right about me gaining weight soon either. I've had the same (bad) dietary habit forever and except for when I was pregnant I've weighed about the same since high school.
January 25, 2006
Which Sports Car Are You?
I'm a Porsche 911!
You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive, and you love to win. Performance, precision, and prestige - you're one of the elite,and you know it.
Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
December 12, 2005
What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?
| Your Christmas is Most Like: A Charlie Brown Christmas |
 Which is much more important to you than nifty presents. |
Not that I'll turn down any nifty presents....
December 11, 2005
What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
| You Were an Eagle |
 A spiritual being, you tend to go beyond material concerns. |
This explains those weird cravings for mice....
December 05, 2005
What Temperment Are You?
| You Have a Melancholic Temperament |
 You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life. You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you. Given enough time alone, it's easy for you to find inner peace. You tend to be spiritual, having found your own meaning of life. Wise and patient, you can help people through difficult times. At your worst, you brood and sulk. Your negative thoughts can trap you. You are reserved and withdrawn. This makes it hard to connect to others. You tend to over think small things, making decisions difficult. |
December 03, 2005
What Does Your Birth Month Mean?
| Your Birth Month is November |
 You are universally sympathetic and a great humanitarian. Your soul reflects: Compassion, friendship, and secret love Your gemstone: Citrine Your flower: Chrysanthemum Your colors: Dark blue, red, and yellow |
Wise beyond my years? Of course. Sympathetic? Only in a limited way. I have sympathy for those with real problems but if you expect me to join your "life is hard" pity party, I'll decline that invitation.
What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?
| You Are Dave Matthews Band Magic Brownies Ice Cream |
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November 18, 2005
To which race of Middle Earth do you belong?
Elvish
To which race of Middle Earth do you belong?
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"Eldest of all..." That's just what I want right after my birthday, a comment about my age.
(Link via Drumwaster's Rants)
November 13, 2005
And It Only Took 3x+4 Years!
| You Passed 8th Grade Math |
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October 23, 2005
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
| Your Birthdate: November 14 |
 You are talented and versatile, very good at presenting ideas, and you are also very good at organization and systematizing. You may have a tendency to get itchy feet at times and need change and travel. You tend to be very progressive, imaginative and adaptable. Your mind is quick, clever and analytical. A restlessness in your nature may make you a bit impatient and easily bored with routine, and rebel against it. You have a tendency to shirk responsibility. |
October 14, 2005
Monster Name
| Your Monster Profile |
 You Feast On: Tofu You Lurk Around In: Flocks of Freshmen You Especially Like to Torment: Crybabies |
October 13, 2005
Bork Bork Bork!
You are the type of person who has all of the ingredients but everything you do is tasteless and NO it's not acceptable to do those things that torment your mind, go seek help and fast!
Which sorry excuse of a Muppet are you?
October 06, 2005
What Part of Fall Are You?
| You Are Changing Leaves |
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October 01, 2005
The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test
| You Are Internal - Realist - Powerful |
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You feel your life is controlled internally. If you want something, you make it happen. You don't wait around for things to go your way. You value your independence and don't like others to have control. You are a realist when it comes to luck. You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random. You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you... But you do your best to try to make your own luck. When it comes to who's in charge, it's you. Life is a kingdom, and you're the grand ruler. You don't care much about what others think. But they better care what you think! |
August 29, 2005
Birth Order
| You Are Likely an Only Child |
 In friendship, you are emotional and sympathetic. |
August 08, 2005
Impressively Cheesy
| Cheese Pizza |
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August 06, 2005
What's Your Summer Ride?
| Your Summer Ride is a Beetle Convertible |
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My first car was a VW convertible. Unfortunately due to my own immaturity and stupidity it didn't last long. I still like convertibles and would have liked to have gotten one when I was shopping for my current car but I couldn't find one that would seat a family of five comfortably (and that I could afford). When my oldest son leaves for college in a couple of years the need to seat five won't be as big an issue but the affordability thing might be more of a problem.
July 24, 2005
How Weird Are You?
| You Are 50% Weird |
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I'm not weird, just operating on a different scale of normal.
July 22, 2005
日本語「よく」話せません
| You Should Learn Japanese |
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Two reasons I might consider learning Japanese: know what they're really saying on Iron Chef and play video games before they are released here. One reason I won't: too lazy.
July 18, 2005
Geek Test
Don't laugh, you know geeks are cool now.
You answered 81% of the questions as a geek truly would.
You're a geek and you know it. You've got all sorts of fringe hobbies and socially unacceptable tendencies. Chances are, whenever possible, you hate to be grouped with other people and sometimes go out of your way just to be different.
You're smart too. You're more willing to depend on your own brainpower to solve problems, instead of relying on others to pull you through life. You probably read a lot, and generally enjoy learning new things.
So what's it all mean? You may be considered by some to be uncool, but you probably don't care either. In social situations you may be either slightly passive or slightly loud (geeks always fall into the extremes). In a nutshell, you answered enough questions correctly supporting a geek philosophy to be considered a more potent geek than 60% of the population.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 82% on geekness
Link: The True Geek Test written by ambientred on Ok Cupid
July 16, 2005
Power Color
| Your Power Color Is Lime Green |
 You are adventurous, witty, and a visionary. At Your Lowest: You feel misunderstood, like you don't fit in. In Love: You have a tough exterior, but can be very dedicated. How You're Attractive: Your self-awareness and confidence lights up a room. Your Eternal Question: "What else do I need in my life?" |
I can guarantee that anything I think I need will not be lime green. U.S. currency green is another matter entirely.
July 09, 2005
Past Life: The Insane Bit is Consistant
| In a Past Life... |
 Where You Lived: Russia. How You Died: Typhoid fever. |
July 03, 2005
How American Are You?
| You Are 87% American |
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I think I got points off for preferring bleu cheese to American cheese.
May 28, 2005
I've Created Some Cultures...
...behind the sink, under the bed (so, housekeeping isn't my forte).
 | You scored as Cultural Creative. Cultural Creatives are probably the newest group to enter this realm. You are a modern thinker who tends to shy away from organized religion but still feels as if there is something greater than ourselves. You are very spiritual, even if you are not religious. Life has a meaning outside of the rational.
What is Your World View? (updated) created with QuizFarm.com |
(Quiz found via the Cheesemistress.)
April 09, 2005
Classic
 | You scored as Jet Black. You are jet black. You hate the people who are constantly happy and positive. You are mysterious and dark.
Which Crayon Color Are You? created with QuizFarm.com |
Found via The Cheese Stands Alone.
January 27, 2005
January 23, 2005
How NERDY are You?
I didn't think I was that nerdy. I mean, I know people who are much, much nerdier than I. (You know who you are.)
First I saw this on Beth's blog and I resisted taking the test. Then I saw this on Drumwaster's Rants and I gave in. One time is an interesting link, twice is the beginning of a meme. I am such a lemming. A nerdy lemming, it would appear.
November 23, 2004
Complicated and a Bit Mushy
Found via Drumwaster's Rants:
| You Are the Stuffing |
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October 08, 2004
Loyalty Quiz
George W. Bush Loyalty Quiz - My score:
Your score is 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a True Believer in President Bush. Your loyalty and devotion to him is matched only by your desire to see his liberal detractors locked away and declared enemy combatants. If all Americans thought as you did, and were it constitutionally viable, George W. Bush would be president for life.
John Kerry Loyalty Quiz - My score:
Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate John Kerry with every fiber of your being. He is the embodiment of everything you despise in a politician: a weak, liberal, flip-flopping, elitist, condescending appeaser who threatens all that is good and decent in America. Worst of all, you think he looks French.
I wouldn't say that I hate John Kerry. I feel about him the same way I feel about jellyfish. I don't like them, I try to avoid them, and I'm not really sure what value they have to offer.
September 20, 2004
What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
I was checking out blogs on the Chicks for Bush blogroll and found this on Rachel's blog.
You're Betty Grable!
What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
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September 02, 2004
What Sword Would You Use?
Bastard Sword, although used by many europeans in
medievil times this sword was more of a
collecters sword and was less used for fighting
and more used for looking at, and would only be
used by great warriors or lords/kings. (Please
Vote)
What sword would you use (info and pics on swords as well)
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Nice, simple lines because there's no reason one can't be chic while killing people.
Found via Paul.
August 07, 2004
What Type of Social Entity are You?
Category X - The
Changeling
Witty, amusing and a bit weird, you're welcomed
into most social groups, even though you don't
'fit in' perfectly .
What Type of Social Entity are You?
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June 28, 2004
Because I Don't Have Any Coherent Thoughts of My Own
Which Extremity of the World Are You?
From the towering colossi at Rum and Monkey.
Quiz found via Susie.
Rearing children does count as nurturing and advancing civilization, doesn't it?
May 25, 2004
Which Iron Chef are You?
Take the Which Iron Chef Are You? Test!
Created by Elyse
May 11, 2004
Personality Tests
Word association test:
| I have issues with... |
| walls society fast accident |
I picked the random list of 25 words. The slower your response for selecting negative, neutral, or positive, the higher that word rates on your "issues" list. My biggest issue was that there were a couple of times I had to click the button twice since it didn't react after the first time. Maybe my main issue is coordination, or lack thereof.
I also asked the Oracle what I should be doing now. It wasn't taking quizzes.
May 10, 2004
I'm a Little Tart
I was browsing through the GEOURL sites near me and found a blog with this quiz.
find your inner PIE @ stvlive.com
Mmmmmmmm, pie.
April 29, 2004
Which Bob Dylan Song Are You?
| Which Bob Dylan song are you? Like a Rolling Stone
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April 22, 2004
Taboo or Just Icky?
Results
Your Moralising Quotient of 0.43 compares to an average Moralising Quotient of 0.19. This means that as far as the events depicted in the scenarios featured in this activity are concerned you are less permissive than average.
Your Interference Factor of 0.20 compares to an average Interference Factor of 0.11. This means that as far as the events depicted in the scenarios featured in this activity are concerned you are more likely to recommend societal interference in matters of moral wrongdoing, in the form of prevention or punishment, than average.
Your Universalising Factor of 0.50 compares to an average Universalising Factor of 0.27. This means you are more likely than average to see moral wrongdoing in universal terms - that is, without regard to prevailing cultural norms and social conventions (at least as far as the events depicted in the scenarios featured in this activity are concerned).
If you're going to take the test, don't continue reading until after you have your results.
Link to the quiz was found on The Presurfer.
I thought that a woman using my country's flag to clean her bathroom was wrong. It shows a lack of respect and just because a country has a culture where this lack of respect is normal doesn't make it right. You don't even have to respect a country to respect its flag. Because of its symbolic nature, something like a flag often needs to be treated with more care than something more concrete.
In the second scenario a son promises his dying mother that he will visit her grave every week. I didn't think it was wrong for him to break that promise. The important thing here was giving comfort to his mother not whether he actually followed through with it. Read Mark Twain's Was it Heaven? Or Hell? It's a short story and won't take long to read.
The third set of questions were about a family who ate their pet cat after it was hit by a car. I live with cats. They would know if I had said it was ok...my life would be in danger forever after. The question didn't indicate that the family was starving and had no other source of food, rather their reason for eating their pet was that they had heard that cat meat was tasty. Let's not tell them that people are supposed to taste like pork.
The next question was about a brother and sister having sex. The question says that they have never regreted it and it's been a positive experience in their lives. Even ignoring the taboo factor, it would blur the lines of their relationship that would have an effect on other relationships in their lives. Just because it's positive for them doesn't mean it won't create some negative feelings for someone else in their lives even if that other person has no idea what the cause is.
The last set of questions was about a man who had sex with a chicken (from the grocery) before he cooked and ate it. I wouldn't say this was strictly bad, morally speaking. I just wouldn't want to be invited to his house for dinner.
Most of the questions included a statement that the person/people involved had no regrets about what happened. This is irrelevant to whether or not the act was wrong.
April 20, 2004
When I Was Your Age, Television Was Called Books
Which Princess Bride Character are You?
this quiz was made by mysti
Sheesh! I never worked for so little, except once, and that was a very noble cause.
Found via LeeAnn.
March 29, 2004
So, I'm Best Known for Being Sarcastic and Mean?
I can live with that.
Which Annoying B-list Celebrity Are You?
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What would I do for entertainment if I couldn't find quizzes from LeeAnn?
March 28, 2004
Definately a Homebrew
 I tashte like Alcohol.Heh. Heh. I taste like beer. I like beer. Buy me a beer. I'm not drunk, I can drink plenty without... What was I saying? Beer. What Flavour Are You? |
I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey’s too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer.
Found via LeeAnn.
On Language Quizzes
You are William Safire! You're ruthless and
cunning, and a conservative demigod. You used
to write speeches for Nixon. Now you write
another column on the English language which
has made you the world's most popular
etymologist. You hate media deregulation, but
love the Bush administration. If only you
weren't such a brilliant writer. You bastard.
Which New York Times Op-Ed Columnist Are You?
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Found via Arguing With Signposts.
March 22, 2004
Which Famous Poet Are You?
You are Emily Dickinson! Not all that much is
known about Emily Dickinson, probably because
she holed herself up in her room and wrote
poetry. She didn't have very many connections
with the world outside her house, and her
poetry is very introspective and
compartmentalized. You need to get out more.
Which famous poet are you? (pictures and many outcomes)
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Introspective and compartmentalized, sure, but all the poems rhyme and you can sing them to the tune of "Yellow Rose of Texas". What more could you ask for?
Quiz found via John at the Castle Argghhh!
Euro-quiz
You are a Dubliner.
What's your Inner European?
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Found via Miller's Time.
March 21, 2004
Found Under Some Cheese
Classic rock! Without you the other genres
wouldn't exist! You are the raw and original
sound of rock! Other genres may try to imitate
your rawness, but they can never be like you!
What genre of rock are you?
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March 17, 2004
My Inner Cat
You are a tabby cat. The total home-body. You'd be
content just to stay at home all day and not
get up from the couch. You lazy sloth! Try and
make a movement every now and then, or someone
might decide to bury you in the back yard!
What color of cat are you?
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Lazy? Me? I would argue about that but it's time for a nap.
March 14, 2004
Call Me Ed
Edward
Which Cowboy Bebop character are you?
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A child and a computer genius. I am neither but considering what the other characters are like, I'm happy with this one.
March 09, 2004
Sic Faciunt Omnes
In an effort to make LeeAnn and Susie appear to be ahead of the curve, I've taken the quiz too.
Furnulum pani nolo.
"I don't want a toaster."
Generally, things (like this quiz) tend to tick you
off. You have contemplated doing grievous
bodily harm to door-to-door salesmen.
Which Weird Latin Phrase Are You?
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March 05, 2004
Quizzes From The Guardian
The Guardian has several quizzes on topics from popular culture to science. If you like quizzes, there are enough here to
Is your computer your friend?
You and your computer are, in the street vernacular, 'going steady'. You love the way it makes you feel, excuse its little annoyances and prefer to spend more time with it than anything (or anyone) else. Games, chatrooms and emailing your holiday snaps - is there anything else you could ask for?
I thought our relationship had progressed further than that....
Are you getting the right amount of sleep?
You scored 0 out of a possible 8
Sleep's for wimps yeah? Plenty of time for that when you're dead. Still, you should try and get some rest now and then - no sleep is the same as too much when it comes to living longer
I get sleep, the quiz is biased against people who are up all night and nap during the day!
There's a quiz asking if we're dumbing down. I didn't know "British prime ministers between 1900 and 1945" but I did get "Characters from Big Brother". That right answer was just luck, I haven't watched any Big Brother show (and I really don't know anything about the UK version) but I did remember seeing the name of one of the people in another question in a pop culture quiz. I also didn't know the current (UK) Poet Laureate although I should have. His poem, Causa Belli, made the news last year. (See the extended entry for the text of the poem.) I did know the opposing sides in the English Civil War but didn't know who played in the Euro 2000 final.
I think I did fairly well on that one but I only got two out of eight on the quiz about slang words.
They read good books, and quote, but never learn
a language other than the scream of rocket-burn.
Our straighter talk is drowned but ironclad:
elections, money, empire, oil and Dad.
Andrew Motion
What's Your Cowboy Bebop Theme Song?
what's your cowboy bebop theme song?
February 26, 2004
Book of the Bible
You are Proverbs.
Which book of the Bible are you?
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Does this mean I am the proverbial quiz taker?
February 24, 2004
What Cartoon Dog Are You?
What cartoon dog are you?
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And he likes puns!
February 18, 2004
Yankee or Dixie?
A quiz based on results from the Harvard Computer Society Dialect Survey says I'm: "76% (Dixie). That is a pretty strong Southern score!"
(0% is pure Yankee and 100% is pure Dixie.)
I originally posted a link to the survey in August 2002. I remember answering questions for the survey. (Does that skew my quiz results?) There are results for terms and pronunciations in each state. For most of the questions, my answers for each were the same as the majority of Kentuckians who took the survey.
February 06, 2004
Personality Disorder Test
I found the link to this from Sirman on the Mount.
| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid: | Low |
| Schizoid: | Low |
| Schizotypal: | Low |
| Antisocial: | Low |
| Borderline: | Low |
| Histrionic: | Low |
| Narcissistic: | Moderate |
| Avoidant: | Low |
| Dependent: | Low |
| Obsessive-Compulsive: | Low |
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! -- | |
Me narcissistic? Never!
I do like daffodils though.
February 05, 2004
Democrats on the Issues
Online News Hour has a list of questions on 14 issues that they asked the Democratic primary candidates. You can either read the list of questions with each candidate's answers or take a quiz that shows only the question and answers without showing who each answer belongs to. The point of the quiz is to "Learn about the candidates through their platforms, not their personalities."
I tried to take the quiz but didn't get past the first question (the order the questions come in is random). There was no choice labeled "none of the above".
February 03, 2004
Not That I Needed a Quiz to Tell Me...
Where do you fall on the liberal - conservative political spectrum? (United States)
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(Link found on Drumwaster's Rants.)
February 02, 2004
Human...I've Been Called Worse
You're a Human! Inquisitive and mellow, you're an
explorer at heart.
What Star Trek Race Are You?
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Quiz found via Paul who was gone for a few days but now is back. About damn time.
January 29, 2004
Jefferson Davis Hogg
You are Boss Hogg. Money and food are the most
important things in your life. You realize
that you have to take what you want in order to
get it.
What Dukes of Hazzard Character are you?
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January 28, 2004
January 24, 2004
What Kind of Thinker Are You?
You are a Logical-Mathematical Thinker
Logical-Mathematical thinkers:
Like to understand patterns and relationships between objects or actions
Try to understand the world in terms of causes and effects
Are good at thinking critically, and solving problems creatively
Other Logical-Mathematical Thinkers include
Isaac Newton, Archimedes, Albert Einstein
Careers which suit Logical-Mathematical thinkers include
Physicist, Chemist, Biologist, Lawyer, Computer programmer, Engineer, Inventor
and
You are an Interpersonal Thinker
Interpersonal thinkers:
Like to think about other people, and try to understand them
Recognise differences between individuals and appreciate that different people have different perspectives
Make an effort to cultivate effective relationships with family, friends and colleagues
Other Interpersonal thinkers include
Winston Churchill, Mother Teresa, William Shakespeare
Careers which suit Interpersonal thinkers include
Politician, Psychologist, Nurse, Counsellor, Teacher
Not the results I was expecting. I expected something along the line of, "Stay where you are. We are tracing your location and the authorities have been notified. When the nice men in white jackets arrive, go with them quietly."
January 21, 2004
ColorQuiz
Your Existing Situation
Works well in cooperation with others. Needs a personal life of mutual understanding and freedom from discord.
How about just "needs to get a life"?
Your Stress Sources
Feels that life has far more to offer and that there are still important things to be achieved--that life must be experienced to the fullest. As a result, she pursues her objectives with a fierce intensity that will not let go of things. Becomes deeply involved and runs the risk of being unable to view things with sufficient objectivity, or calmly enough; is therefore in danger of becoming agitated and of exhausting her nervous energy. Cannot leave things alone and feels she can only be at peace when she has finally reached her goal.
My main goal is to take more naps.
Your Restrained Characteristics
Clings to her belief that her hopes and ideas are realistic, but needs encouragement and reassurance. Applies very exacting standards to her choice of a partner and wants guarantees against loss or disappointment.
Circumstances are forcing her to compromise, to restrain her demands and hopes, and to forgo for the time being some of the things she wants.
It's forgoing the Porsche, personal jet and the vacation homes in the mountains and on the beach that are really annoying. Even though I've occasionally wondered if I'll be able to pay all the monthly bills, these are still reasonable things to hope for, right?
Your Desired Objective
Wishes to find her stimulation in a voluptuous atmosphere of sensuous luxury.
Sensous luxury brings to mind thoughts of wearing nothing but a full-length sable coat. And lots of Godiva truffles. Whatever. I'm sure I could force myself to adapt to "a voluptuous atmosphere of sensuous luxury."
Your Actual Problem
Has a fear that she might be prevented from achieving the things she wants. This leads her to employ great personal charm in her dealings with others, hoping that this will make it easier for her to reach her objectives.
Yep, I hear that all the time. People point to me and say, "What a bitch charming woman."
January 20, 2004
What Mythical Beast Best Represents You?
Also known widely as the Fire Bird, the phoenix is a profound symbol of life and rebirth. It has a life cycle of 500 to 600 years and after that amount of time, it sets itself on fire and dies in the flames. Then, after three days, it rises again from the ashes. It is a completely benign creature who lives in dew. It is said that the phoenix has a beautiful melodious song which grows ever more mournful as its life comes to an end. It is also a symbol of the sun and immortality.
What mythical beast best represents you?Take the quiz!
January 19, 2004
Life Rating
My life is rated R.
What is your life rated?
Back when I took the quiz to see my journal rating, it was rated G.
Doesn't that make you wonder what I'm not telling you?
What Day Are You?
What day are you?
I was hoping to be Judgment Day or at least payday.
I'm the queen of laziness and procrastination. The only thing I work hard at is avoiding anything that resembles real work. Back when I was gainfully employed, I always did my job well without complaining (much) about it. For the past year, I've been able to contribute to the family income from my computer at home. This has been much better for me. Not only can I do my work at the time of my choosing, I have an excuse for all the chores I didn't do...Sorry I didn't do any laundry, I've been working.
My children are:
Trevor - Sunday...true except the "gay" part in either the current or original meaning. He's a teenager (14, almost 15) and is always cranky. At least he is when he's at home around his younger brother and sister. And he likes girls although I think they rank somewhere below video games and Magic cards.
Conor - Wednesday...true if "full of woe" means he complains about everything. He's good at it too, very persistant. I see a future for him as a consumer advocate. He'll have huge corporations saying, Fine, we'll give you what you want, just please shut up!
Emma - Friday...she is loving and giving. She's seven now, let's just hope this still holds true when she's 13.
Link via LeeAnn
January 13, 2004
Hmmmm
Athena
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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January 12, 2004
What Form of Art Are You?
You are Sculpture.
While Photography is expert at recording reality,
your strength is the ability to recreate it.
You are physical, and often direct. You get
along well with Painting and Dance.
What form of art are you?
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January 10, 2004
December 28, 2003
Candy is Dandy
You're Skittles!!! You have a very interesting
personality, you're so unique. You're the kind
of person who always thinks outside of the box.
You're also a very accepting individual, and
believe in inner beauty.
Which kind of candy are you?
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But Liquor is Quicker
Congratulations! You're a Long Island Iced Tea!
What Drink Are You?
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December 18, 2003
Getting More Elvish
 | Legolas Greenleaf If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Legolas, Elf, a son of the King of Mirkwood. In the movie, I am played by Orlando Bloom. Who would you be? |
First I'm Elrond, now I'm Legolas.
December 17, 2003
What 60s Persona Would You Be?
The Traditionalist
You look past your white picket fence to see a
group of loud, angry, unhappy people and you
just don't get it. The way you see it,
everything is fine the way it is; there's no
need for radical change. Traditions and morals
never change, and as long as people anchor
themselves to true values, they are secure. You
realize the value of the past and of etiquette
and rules set in stone, knowing these are the
only things that never waver.
What 60s Persona Would You Be?
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I bet no one saw that coming.
December 13, 2003
Which Biological Molecule Are You?
You are mRNA. You're brilliant, full of important,
interesting information and you're a great
friend to the people you care about. You may
have sides to you that no one understands. But
while you understand more than most people,
you're only half-there most of the time.
Which Biological Molecule Are You?
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Found via LeeAnn.
December 10, 2003
Lasto Beth Nîn
Congratulations! You're Elrond!
Which Lord of the Rings character and personality problem are you?
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