Last August I posted my theory of the cause of global warming. After I wrote it I found an article that says that windmills may actually cause local climate change and if widely used could cause global climate change.
What I had thought was a totally unique theory had been done before. This was a disappointment and it caused me to rethink things. I now have a new theory of the cause of global warming.
I'm still blaming friction for creating the heat but I have now focused the blame on meteors. You may say that meteors are nothing new, why would they suddenly start causing global warming? I have the answer for that. It's electromagnetism! All the powerlines and all the electronic equipment that generate magnetism attracts iron-filled meteors like a magnet attracts paperclips.
I haven't checked but I feel fairly safe in saying that this theory is totally my own. If not, then I have real fears for the future of science.
Posted by marybeth at January 12, 2006 04:00 PM Other StuffGeeze, and I thought it was because of all the internet activity. Then again, that is electromagnetic activity in the end. ;-)
Posted by vw bug at January 12, 2006 07:46 PMI thought it was because of millions of corduroy covered thighs rubbing together.
Posted by Allan at January 13, 2006 09:24 AM