October 30, 2004

And Now For Something Really Scary

Michelle Malkin has a link to some liberals' idea of scary Halloween costumes. The only thing really scary about any of this is that someone thought it was funny.

I have an equally tasteless suggestion for a costume - Ranting Liberal Moonbat. Don't bathe between now and tomorrow night. Dig an old pair of jeans and a t-shirt out from the bottom of your laundry hamper. The longer the clothes have been allowed to sit there and ripen, the better. Put on the jeans and t-shirt. Just before you ring the doorbell, chew a piece of an Alka-Seltzer tablet to get a good foaming-at-the-mouth effect.

Feel free to accessorize with a "Bush=Hitler" sign or other moronic messages.

Posted by marybeth at October 30, 2004 12:23 PM Other Stuff
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